Thursday, September 8, 2011

hey you! yeah, you..... can you guess the moral of this story???

I am CONSTANTLY amazed at the level of stupidity that I encounter on a daily basis (and I don't just mean at my job). I am beginning to think that it is me, I find it almost impossible that I, and a very small group of people around me, are the only ones who make any sense. I hear a question and am usually completely dumbfounded lately on how to answer without sounding like a total douche. I am beginning to wonder if the movie Idiocracy wasn't a documentary on what is going to happen. I am sorry, I just cannot live in a world where everything "craves electrolytes", I just can't do it..... :)
I just feel like I am at a point in my life where all I can ever say is "I don't care anymore, I give up, do whatever you want", It seems like no matter what I say it is not enough and will not convince anyone of anything and if I have to hear "are you 100% sure?" repeated at me again I am going to go postal and start punching people in the face. Of course I am sure, you twat! Otherwise I would have said "maybe it can be done, it looks like it can be done or it should be able to be done" but no, I said "It CAN be done" last time I checked the confidence with which I said that means that I am "100% sure"..... ugh.

Here is another thing, If you want help with something then why are you acting like a jackass? Have you ever sat there and said "I would sure like someone to call me a bunch of names and cuss at me and then ask me for help so I can feel useful...." Really?!?!?! Cussing at me and being a world class douche does not make me want to help you, it makes me LOATHE you and want to help you even less, or at least help you to the edge of a cliff before I push your dumb butt off and pray that I hear the splat when you hit the ground. Being nasty to someone trying to help you is the equivalent of being hateful and nasty to a server and expecting to get food that has not been spit in (or worse).... just doesn't happen.

I guess I just don't get people.... I just don't understand what makes some people who they are. I wonder if people think that about me, is the fact that I am so nice and accommodating a foreign concept and point of contention for the race of doucebags that I encounter regularly? I get a lot of people at work and in everyday life that are baffled by how nice I am and how far I will go to help someone that has been nice to me and then I wonder what they must think of me, is it unusal to encounter someone that will bend over backwards to help someone who is polite, respectful and not a complete idiot? Apparently it is........

Just a tip: even if you cannot see someone when you are talking to them, or just because they may hold a job that pays less than yours, or even if they hold a job you wouldn't do doesn't mean they are any less of a person than you are, it just means that maybe they are making the best out of what they have been given. just remember karma is the other white meat... it's what's for dinner.

moral of the story..... don't be a douche